Record No.

000345

Classification

Science, Tech & Math

Subject

Tech & Gadgets

Format

One-liner

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

Dad Joke:

Punchline

Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

• #000722The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?”
• #000024My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHuey LouieDeweyDublin
• #000043I used to date a woman, but we only communicated on Twitter.