Record No.

000722

Classification

Science, Tech & Math

Subject

Tech & Gadgets

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?”

Punchline

And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.” That was when I realized I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.

• #000043I used to date a woman, but we only communicated on Twitter.
• #000345Dad Joke:
• #000024My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHuey LouieDeweyDublin