Joke Record
- Record No.
- 000723
- Classification
- Everyday Life
- Subject
- Everyday Observations
- Format
- Q&A
- Record Status
- Approved for Public Release
Setup
How do you know you are getting old?
Punchline
I'm scared to go into museums now in case they won't let me out again.
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