Record No.

000381

Classification

Everyday Life

Subject

Clothing & Accessories

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Punchline

Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent

• #000203My friend asked me if I knew where he could get a wig.
• #000295Going to a fancy dress party as a sweet shop owner I tried on my outfit and my wife said "Give me a twirl"
• #000325Last Christmas my mom bought me a t-shirt saying, 'I'm a nudist.'