Record No.

000325

Classification

Everyday Life

Subject

Clothing & Accessories

Format

One-liner

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

Last Christmas my mom bought me a t-shirt saying, 'I'm a nudist.'

Punchline

I haven't worn it yet.

• #000203My friend asked me if I knew where he could get a wig.
• #000295Going to a fancy dress party as a sweet shop owner I tried on my outfit and my wife said "Give me a twirl"
• #000715Recently I got invited to a nudist dinner party but I had to skip it.