Record No.

000530

Classification

History, Politics & Religion

Subject

History, Pirates & Myth

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

I found out my girlfriend was really a ghost

Punchline

I suspected so, the moment she walked through the door

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