Record No.

000198

Classification

History, Politics & Religion

Subject

History, Pirates & Myth

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

I made myself a chainmail blanket for my bed

Punchline

I wanted to make sure I got a good Knight's Sleep

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