Record No.

000095

Classification

Food & Drink

Subject

Fruit & Veg

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

I've lived my entire life being absolutely positive that I'd never receive a phone call from a vegetable. Then, BOOM

Punchline

Onion Rings.

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