DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 143 of 690
Record No.
000156
Classification
Food & Drink
Subject
Fruit & Veg
Format
Pun
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

Someone threw a bottle of mayonnaise at me

Punchline

I said, "What the Hellmann?" yeah

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