DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 158 of 690
Record No.
000172
Classification
Food & Drink
Subject
Fruit & Veg
Format
One-liner
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Punchline

At least it does if you throw it hard enough.

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