Record No.

000393

Classification

Food & Drink

Subject

Fruit & Veg

Format

Anti-joke

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

What did the apple say to the orange?

Punchline

Nothing. Apples can’t talk, you moron.

• #000172An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
• #000291What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
• #000095I've lived my entire life being absolutely positive that I'd never receive a phone call from a vegetable. Then, BOOM