DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 506 of 690
Record No.
000558
Classification
Everyday Life
Subject
Everyday Observations
Format
Pun
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

I was kidnapped by a group of mimes once.

Punchline

They did unspeakable things to me.

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