Joke Record
- Record No.
- 000428
- Classification
- Everyday Life
- Subject
- Everyday Observations
- Format
- Pun
- Record Status
- Approved for Public Release
Setup
If I die before I am 40 then I want my funeral to be at 7 am
Punchline
It will be an early mourning funeral
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