DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 331 of 690
Record No.
000366
Classification
Edgy & Adult
Subject
Crude & Profanity
Format
One-liner
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

Masturbation is like procrastination,

Punchline

it’s all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself!

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