DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 225 of 690
Record No.
000245
Classification
Animals & Nature
Subject
Pets
Format
Pun
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

My cat scratched me so bad that I had to change my name...

Punchline

Now you can call me Claude

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