Record No.

000255

Classification

Edgy & Adult

Subject

Dark Humor

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type.

Punchline

As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him

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