DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 45 of 690
Record No.
000047
Classification
Edgy & Adult
Subject
Dark Humor
Format
One-liner
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

My mother had a favourite spoon. Always insisted nobody else could use it. When she died, we decided to bury her with it.

Punchline

It took ages.

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