Record No.

000383

Classification

Health & Body

Subject

Body & Fitness

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

My doctor told me, "Your patella measures 2.54 cm."

Punchline

I said, "Inch-high knees?" My doctor replied, "您的髌骨长 2.54 厘米."

• #000030I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes.
• #000344What do you call a joking patella?
• #000007Why can’t a nose be twelve inches long?