Record No.

000737

Classification

School & Language

Subject

Grammar & Words

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

My friend, an avid fan of chocolate, wears a name tag showing pronoun preference.

Punchline

Her pronouns are her/she’s.

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