Record No.

000766

Classification

Everyday Life

Subject

Everyday Observations

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

My friends laughed at me after I told them I had a hot date. They said she was imaginary.

Punchline

Ha ha, I had the last laugh on them though because they are imaginary too.

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