Record No.

000580

Classification

Everyday Life

Subject

Everyday Observations

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

My grandpa once said, “When I was a kid, you could go to the store with $2 and come home with a loaf of bread, a jug of milk, 2 candy bars and a cold drink.”

Punchline

“Now, they have cameras.”

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