DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 603 of 690
Record No.
000674
Classification
Food & Drink
Subject
Meat & Dairy
Format
Pun
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

My wife tried to upset me saying my puns are cheesy

Punchline

But I didn’t cheddar tear, I didn’t give Edam.

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