Record No.

000158

Classification

History, Politics & Religion

Subject

History, Pirates & Myth

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

Someone threatened to throw a statue of Zeus at me.

Punchline

I told him to stop making idol threats.

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