Record No.

000444

Classification

Edgy & Adult

Subject

Dark Humor

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

Sorry In Advance

Punchline

One day a homeless man was walking on a bridge when he saw a woman jump over the edge. He quickly dove in after her to save her and pulled her to shore Upon pulling her to shore, a man pulled up in a very expensive car driven by a chauffeur and exclaimed "You've saved my daughter, I am forever grateful. I am a billionaire and will give you anything you want. You name it, you can have it." The homeless man though for a moment before saying "I've always wanted a boat. If I could get a boat to live on for the rest of my life, I'd be very happy" The billionaire then assured him that it would be a yacht, not just a boat. He told him to meet him back in that same spot in a few months and it would be reality. So a few months later the homeless man comes back to the spot and sure enough, there's a car there waiting for him. The driver opens the door for him and tells him the yacht is ready. So off they went towards the docks. The homeless man arrives at the docks and is escorted to the most beautiful ship he's ever seen. It brings tears to his eyes how stunningly perfect this boat is and he's at a loss for words for how greatful he is. He notices a diving board He asks if he can take a spin on the very tall diving board and the billionaire says "it's your ship. Do as you please." The billionaire and engineer that built the ship proudly stand there and watch as the homeless man climbs the very tall ladder. As he gets to the top he swears he can see the curvature of the earth and all of its majesty. At last, he is happy. He takes a jump off of the board and shoots through the water, all the way down to the floor of the pool. His feet hit the floor and he flies through the concrete, wood, and steel. He makes it all the way through to the ocean underneath the ship. As he climbs back up to the deck, the engineer swears he can fix it. He then says "We built this shop out of the most expensive and durable materials this world offers. How in God's name did you break all the way through this ship? The homeless man replies "I'm homeless, I've been through countless hard ships"

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