Record No.

000306

Classification

Everyday Life

Subject

Everyday Observations

Format

One-liner

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

This is RIDICULOUS!!! It's July 8th, and people are STILL setting off fireworks. Just now...

Punchline

One almost caught my Christmas decorations on fire.

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