DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 592 of 690
Record No.
000660
Classification
Edgy & Adult
Subject
Sexual & Innuendo
Format
Story
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

True story dad joke: we’re at dinner at new restaurant. My 6 year old son points to a fancy red drink on the menu….

Punchline

It’s “sex on a beach.” Waitress holding back laughter says “we can’t make a ‘virgin’ sex on the beach” (drinks were premixed)

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