Joke Record
- Record No.
- 000690
- Classification
- Everyday Life
- Subject
- Everyday Observations
- Format
- One-liner
- Record Status
- Approved for Public Release
When you die people cry and beg for you to come back
**but, when you do, they freak out**
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