DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 191 of 690
Record No.
000208
Classification
Food & Drink
Subject
Fruit & Veg
Format
Q&A
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

Why are the melon couple sad?

Punchline

Because they cantaloupe.

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