DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 249 of 690
Record No.
000271
Classification
Food & Drink
Subject
Meat & Dairy
Format
Q&A
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Punchline

Because they might crack up.

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