Record No.

000231

Classification

History, Politics & Religion

Subject

Crime, Police & Military

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

A man is caught swimming in a full suit

Punchline

the police boat catches up to him and the operator asks "Sir why are you you swimming?" He replies "My wife left me and if I swim all the way across she'll take me back!" The operator sighs and says "Sir you're in denial!" and the man replies screaming "NO IM IN THE HUDSON!"

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