Record No.

000272

Classification

Pop Culture & Music

Subject

Music & Musicians

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

A man was attacked by string instruments.

Punchline

It was a violin-t act!

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• #000683What’s the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
• #000713I was walking down the street and was hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a French horn.