DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 637 of 690
Record No.
000713
Classification
Pop Culture & Music
Subject
Music & Musicians
Format
Pun
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

I was walking down the street and was hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a French horn.

Punchline

I’m pretty sure it was an orchestrated attack.

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