Record No.

000683

Classification

Pop Culture & Music

Subject

Music & Musicians

Format

Q&A

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

What’s the difference between a fiddle and a violin?

Punchline

The amount of teeth the user has

• #000002After retiring, I heard that Phil Collins had to downsize...
• #000272A man was attacked by string instruments.
• #000713I was walking down the street and was hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a French horn.