DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 564 of 690
Record No.
000627
Classification
History, Politics & Religion
Subject
Crime, Police & Military
Format
Pun
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

A thief stole every toilet-seat at the police station.

Punchline

The cops have nothing to go on.

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