Record No.

000677

Classification

Health & Body

Subject

Doctors & Hospitals

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

Actually a true story today from my Colonoscopy appointment...

Punchline

Hospital today.... Nurse: You are having sedation Me: Yes Nurse: Nervous Me: Yes Nurse: First time ? Me: No I've been nervous lots of times Nurse: sigh, surely you can't be serious Me: I'm dead serious and stop calling me Shirley Bloke in a bed opposite almost wet himself before his procedure and had to run to the toilet :)

• #000022My parents said that I only seemed to get sick on weekdays.
• #000317Did you hear about the juggler who ended up in the hospital?
• #000011I'm never donating blood again. They ask so many questions