DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 11 of 690
Record No.
000011
Classification
Health & Body
Subject
Doctors & Hospitals
Format
One-liner
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

I'm never donating blood again. They ask so many questions

Punchline

"Who's blood is it?" "Where did you get it?" "Why is it in a bucket?" "Why is the bucket labeled 'April 2024'"? "Can you sit here until the police arrive?"

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