My parents said that I only seemed to get sick on weekdays. | Dadabase

DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System

Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 22 of 690

Record No.: 000022
Classification: Health & Body
Subject: Doctors & Hospitals
Format: One-liner
Record Status: Approved for Public Release

Setup

My parents said that I only seemed to get sick on weekdays.

Punchline

I just told them that I must have a weekend immune system.

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