Record No.

000053

Classification

Health & Body

Subject

Doctors & Hospitals

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

I have been losing my hearing so I went to the doctor to book a hearing test

Punchline

I've been waiting for the results but I haven't heard back yet

• #000512The doctor said, "My God! You have animals living in tents in your brain!"
• #000346I phoned the doctors for an appointment today.
• #000418"I have some good news and some bad news," said the doctor. "You have seven days to live."