DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 379 of 690
Record No.
000418
Classification
Health & Body
Subject
Doctors & Hospitals
Format
Story
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

"I have some good news and some bad news," said the doctor. "You have seven days to live."

Punchline

"Seven days!" replied the patient. "That's awful! What's the good news?" "That *was* the good news." "I have seven days to live, and you call that good news?! What could be worse?" "Well, the bad news is that I forgot to tell you last week."

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