DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 313 of 690
Record No.
000346
Classification
Health & Body
Subject
Doctors & Hospitals
Format
One-liner
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

I phoned the doctors for an appointment today.

Punchline

The secretary said “would 10 tomorrow be ok?” I said “woah! I don’t need that many!”

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