Record No.

000173

Classification

History, Politics & Religion

Subject

Crime, Police & Military

Format

Q&A

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

Did you hear about that guy who stole 50 cartons of soap?

Punchline

The police couldn't prosecute him. His hands were clean.

• #000046Dad:Son, I killed 11 people in Iraq
• #000005The police came and arrested my painting
• #000084Police officer: "The victim was filled with cornflakes until he choke to death."