Record No.

000547

Classification

Health & Body

Subject

Body & Fitness

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

I asked my wife to rate my hearing.

Punchline

She said, "you're an 8 on a scale of 10" I don't know why she wants me to urinate on a skeleton

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