DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 228 of 690
Record No.
000249
Classification
Health & Body
Subject
Body & Fitness
Format
Pun
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday?

Punchline

"Thanks. I'll never part with it."

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