Record No.

000333

Classification

Health & Body

Subject

Body & Fitness

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

My bodybuilder friend died. Left me all his protein powder in his last testament...

Punchline

...I guess where there's a Will, there's a Whey.

• #000007Why can’t a nose be twelve inches long?
• #000030I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes.
• #000079The only people I hate are people without toes