DADABASE 2.1 — Public Comedic Records System
Records on File: 690 System Status: Operational

Joke Record

Record 671 of 690
Record No.
000750
Classification
Everyday Life
Subject
Clothing & Accessories
Format
One-liner
Record Status
Approved for Public Release

Setup

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once…

Punchline

I’m not sure what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

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