Joke Record
- Record No.
- 000658
- Classification
- Edgy & Adult
- Subject
- Sexual & Innuendo
- Format
- Story
- Record Status
- Approved for Public Release
Setup
I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot.
Punchline
I was annoyed because I was gonna eat that later but now it's gonna taste like carrot.
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