Record No.

000478

Classification

Edgy & Adult

Subject

Sexual & Innuendo

Format

Story

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

My girlfriend has always said that I'm not a romantic. So I surprised her and proposed to her in a castle. You would think she would have been happy,

Punchline

but for the look on her face as we were bouncing around........

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