Record No.

000476

Classification

Family & Relationships

Subject

Marriage & Spouses

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

My wife and I had a really good relationship, until we bought a waterbed a vew weeks ago..

Punchline

Now we've just sort of drifted apart.

• #000143A date with my wife
• #000012My wife warned me about making frivolous purchases, but I bought a new Jacuzzi anyway.
• #000141My wife said I have an horrible sense of direction.