Record No.

000480

Classification

Family & Relationships

Subject

Parenting & Family

Format

Pun

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

I told my kids I was tired of them using their whistle when they came inside. I told them they had one more chance.

Punchline

They blew it.

• #000018My dad set the bar too high for me as a kid
• #000076/r/dadjokes, I have a confession: I don't actually have kids. In fact, I think anyone who looks at me would be able to tell that I'm not a person who has a kid.
• #000108My son threw his milk carton at me.