Record No.

000076

Classification

Family & Relationships

Subject

Parenting & Family

Format

Anti-joke

Record Status

Approved for Public Release

Setup

/r/dadjokes, I have a confession: I don't actually have kids. In fact, I think anyone who looks at me would be able to tell that I'm not a person who has a kid.

Punchline

I think that's apparent.

• #000018My dad set the bar too high for me as a kid
• #000108My son threw his milk carton at me.
• #000439I tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids.